Open House Therapy?

No, not as in "Open Houses give me a sense of purpose" or "Gee, how tranquil since no one’s come in" or “I could really use some sleep”…..No, I'm talking REAL therapy.

Those of us who do Open Houses for our customers, we are well aware that every person coming in has their own reason to stop by.

Some are Nosey
Some are Bored
Some are Nosey and Bored....

But the best are past Clients who come by to say "Hi" and see how we are doing...(they really care about us!)

Had one stop in yesterday and he was complaining about his IT Band; Well since I am an Expert on this topic, I promptly began to show him stretches and how to loosen it.

I then explained that at the end of the day it was not going to be his IT Band but his Gluteus Maximus (Butt) needed strengthening and that he should buy a foam roller and maggage his tuckes.

Well he was quite impressed with my knowledge and felt compelled to get his Wife out of the car and show her all his new stretches.

She came in and LOVED the home and they are now thinking about placing an offer.

See what a little Butt massage will accomplish!

No Vacancies part 2..

So Remember the "Indian...native American...Sitting Bull statue that we needed to evict?

Most Folks would wait for a "Writ of Possession" BUT not us; We Call in these guys!!!!!!!

If you can't read Spanish (well first why not?) get someone who does to translate, this is a Classic "Only in Miami" moment.

New Stuff....

Year's ago when I created my Website, I swore that it would always be different then the typical Realtor Site.
I never wanted it to be a "Hey I'm the greatest (even though we are), kinda of Site"
Did not want you to have to "sign in" or "register" to view it.
I wanted it to read like you were actually speaking with someone (me) that you could relate to.

That's how I Structured and Wrote it; Yes, I did write my site and Yes, I do write my blog.....hell , no one else would want to!

When I started in this Gig I said to myself  "Self, do this your way, don't follow the traditional Real estate models"

So I did.

And what I came up with, folks in the business said "What a Nut" and lots of other stuff (nice legs) and years later, lots of those same folks are now "Casual", "Relaxed" "Stressfree"

Well, here I go again....try to keep up kiddies.

To your left is a new/permanent feature title "This Weeks Menu" and will feature different areas of the Magic City. Each week we'll pick two areas and update them for you, from Real Estate info to Community going ons.

So take a look, read and enjoy....

Farmer Jav.

Sort of.

Let's just say I'm the "Dough" behind this little farming endeavor.

Couple of weeks ago I saw a post where the Kids at Coconut Grove Elementary were starting a garden and each class needed some "Seed" money.

Well Growing up in the Grove in the 60's/70's , I wanted to see what these young Grovite's needed the dough for........In my day, "Seed Money" meant a WHOLE different thing!

It appears that it is for a better cause then ours; each Class has planted a Garden and they will take care of it thru the school year.

My Class is the Third Grade (ahh, I remember it like it was yesterday, walking my Girlfriend (Donna) down the street from school to her pad) and I am very proud of them.

Now we'll have to see what they Grow......