October....

Keeping on the Key lime theme from yesterday, October is upon us and things start getting good in Mia-Am-Mee; let's get in the "fall" mood and celebrate why we put up with the Summer heat and rain.

"While they are freezing up in Buffalo, stuck in their cars, we're lying here neath the sun and the stars""

Weather changes, Key limes ripen and Stone Crabs make their annual comeback.

Some of you might be aware that I owned a Bakery, so here's a Classic recipe for the greatest dessert in the world.

You'll need;

Graham Cracker Pie Crust
One can of Condensed Milk (about 14oz)
4 eggs, separate the yolks/whites (save both)
Fresh Key lime juice

And any form of mixer that you may have (manual/electric).

In a bowl pour in condensed milk and SLOWLY add the 4 egg yolks while you are mixing at a LOW speed.

Now once you have a thicken batter, SLOWLY pour in the Key lime juice while you are mixing at a LOW speed.

The key lime juice is to taste, so start with a little and add juice to your liking.

By adding the juice slowly you will be "cooking" the yolks and creating a firm batter; there is no need to bake this recipe.

Once you have the batter to your liking, pour into Graham cracker pie crust and refrigerate.

Remember the egg whites?

This will be your topping in the form of a "Merengue" and its pretty simple.

Pour whites into a Super Clean bowl (no oils may be present) add some sugar (we use simple syrup) while you are beating at a high speed and until you form stiff peaks.

Top off refrigerate pie with the "Merengue".

Serve this after a meal of Ice Chilled Stone Crabs with Mustard dipping sauce (I prefer a light garlic infused butter reduction) and really cold, really good Sauvignon Blanc.

See it's not all about Real estate, It's just why we live here.

Enjoy.......

Mr. Corn's..........

These my friend are Key Limes!!!!!

Firm, Juicy, a bit tangy, easy on eyes..

and oh yeah, they are yellow.

September Scorecard...

Appraiser's 4

Jav 1

Yup, they won in September.....

Their 4 wins (or deal killers) in dollar amounts;
8k
14k
20k
60k

All of them were challenged, none were reviewed.......

Now on My one win....and I quote:
"Jav, I could have gotten you 25k more in value but then the lender would review"

Somethings gotta give.....

BTW; saved 2 of them.

Appraisers

Well they are all a bunch of "kitty" cats!!!!




So Jav, tell us how you really feel.......

They are a bunch of F!@#$%^&*, A$%^&*(^&*, M@#$%^, S !@#$%^&* !@#$%^&* "kitty" cats!!!!!!

It's over!

Well after some 78 days of busting my butt to get out to SoBe and Run 8 miles a day, I called it quits.

Why?

Long story with hero's and villain's but in short there was no reason for me to finish the run.

Special thanks to Tortuga, Shoe and Salt, you guys deserve a lot of the credit for getting folks involved.

Thanks to all that supported the event.

To Raven; congrats man you deserve it, what you do is not easy.

Hot for teacher

This morning I had the opportunity to corrupt the minds of young impressionable Realtors.

The powers that be thought it would be a good idea to have me "teach" a sales class........poor little powers that be.....(me thinks they had been drinking)

So, all started out well because I had this cool diagram to follow and I was rolling along discussing, intros, availabilities, knowledge, problem solving and foreplay and all of a sudden my lack of "under clothing" became the main topic.

Well, I have to get listings somehow........

Curb Appeal...

Only in Miami is this considered an "Upgrade"

BTW; Check out our new Face Book page "Only in my magic city"

Every day we invite folks to post fun things/pics about our great town known to us as....

MEE-AM -MI

I WON AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HA,
BOA approved the S/S again (third time).

I'm selling this place no matter what...................I also think they are getting tired of me.

BTW; the record for approved S/S on a particular home is 8

To be continued, I'm sure.

Hacked!!!!!!!!!!!!!

F@#$%^& Cheetos eating, game boy playing, lily white, computer hackers have hacked me.

Now before I go and find them in their Mama's basement and kick their ass.....or at least give them a serious wedgie, I called the Anti Hacker.

In he comes with a small black bag, sits in my desk and turns on the CPU (that's computer speak for the computer thingy thats on the floor) and promptly states......"you have a Virus".

(No Shit)

Well he starts to type and click and even a couple of double clicks and the CPU starts weezing and 3 hours later...........who knows, the "AH" seems to be a nice guy but deep down he could be one of them......

He does smell of Cheetos.

Dolphins Blow......

Opening day and the Fish play down to the Bills.

The Bills are really bad; here we are late in the forth quarter and they still have a chance

I've been watching this team since they came into the league and since the early 70's they have always played down to the opponent; wonder if it's a Mee-am-mi thing.......or the heat.

Speaking of heat, off to the "Run"; 74 days in a row.

Charming..

Happy BDay Hon, pizza and cake?