350 and counting....

Ok, TRUE story....

Years ago I rented a property to a nice German couple (notice how the couples are always nice) and I got this call the following day...

"Javier, is there any way that you could get rid of all the mosquitos in the yard?"

I replied "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"

Which after that, and again this is a TRUE story, her dog barked at me in German and then bit me.

If it's not the dogs its the freakin' mosquitos!