Canine intro..........

So remember that home with the bright, athletic and slightly psycho dogs with a death wish?

Well I rented it to a nice couple with kids and yes........................a freaking dog.

I doing the walk thru and they introduce me to my new canine nemesis, And this one looks really fast.........

He's sleek, well toned and to top it off he's black; if he gets out at night I'll never find the SOB.

To top it off the dog only speaks French; how the hell am I going to communicate with him?

I am so screwed.........

BTW; sales have gone up 9 months in a row or so said the Hearld.